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The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to style: tuck into high-waisted jeans, pair with a leather jacket, or keep it relaxed with sweatpants. It speaks plainly and loudly to people who value directness, comfort, and a little dark humor in their wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterials and care: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001). Machine wash cold, tumble low or hang to dry to preserve print detail.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; age-restricted for adults\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG techniques depending on provider — detailed front and sleeve options\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically manufactured with REACH compliance; sourced from Honduras and part of sustainable production programs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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