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Wear it when you want to set a clear boundary, make a statement on the street, or add an irreverent edge to a casual outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex retail-fit crew neck\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; heather blends contain polyester and fiber content varies by color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side-seamed construction, shoulder taping, and tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Large front print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sizes XS–4XL; availability varies by color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Black is featured, with curated alternate colors available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order. Allow production time before carrier transit. Standard U.S. shipping is included; faster or international methods may cost extra at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron directly on the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or 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