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It’s the kind of shirt you throw on when you want your look to speak first and loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex retail-fit crew neck\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; heather blends contain polyester and fiber content varies by color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side-seamed construction, shoulder taping, and tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Large front print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sizes XS–4XL; availability varies by color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Black is featured, with curated alternate colors available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order. Allow production time before carrier transit. 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