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Sized in a retail fit with a tear-away label for comfort, this shirt belongs in the rotation of anyone who values attitude, clarity, and a little dark humor in their everyday look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for structure and lasting silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified\u003cbr\u003e- Print methods produce crisp, detailed artwork with vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: 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