Not Today, Asshole — Attitude Graphic Tee

This lightweight jersey tee carries attitude and clarity in equal measure. The front features a bold, graffiti-style illustration and the phrase “Not Today” with a sharp, colorful accent—an unapologetic statement piece for days when boundaries matter. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin and layers cleanly under jackets or over camisoles. Thoughtful construction—side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label—keeps this shirt comfortable and long-wearing. Sourced and produced with sustainable, ethical standards, it’s built to look lived-in and confident from the first wear.

Wear it to shut down unwanted energy, to headline a casual meet-up, or to slip on before a long travel day where patience is thin. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to style: tuck into high-waisted jeans, pair with a leather jacket, or keep it relaxed with sweatpants. It speaks plainly and loudly to people who value directness, comfort, and a little dark humor in their wardrobe.

Materials and care: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001). Machine wash cold, tumble low or hang to dry to preserve print detail.


Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable fabric
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; age-restricted for adults
- Prints produced with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG techniques depending on provider — detailed front and sleeve options
- Ethically manufactured with REACH compliance; sourced from Honduras and part of sustainable production programs

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean