Not Today Asshole Graphic Tee — Sassy Retro Biker Girl Shirt

No permission required. No fucks included.

This lightweight jersey tee carries attitude and comfort in equal measure. The soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the ribbed crew neck and side seams maintain a neat, structured silhouette through wear. The graphic — a bold, unapologetic statement — sits centered on the chest with crisp printing detail and vivid tones that hold up wash after wash. Wear it when you need to set a boundary, make a statement at a show, or just keep your day blunt and honest.

Product details

- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex retail-fit crew neck

- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; heather blends contain polyester and fiber content varies by color

- Side-seamed construction, shoulder taping, and tear-away label

- Large front print

- Sizes XS–4XL; availability varies by color

- Black is featured, with curated alternate colors available

Made to order. Allow production time before carrier transit. Standard U.S. shipping is included; faster or international methods may cost extra at checkout.

Care instructions

- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors

- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

- Tumble dry low

- Do not iron directly on the print

- Do not dry clean

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean