Not Today Asshole T-Shirt — Funny Graphic Bulldog Tee

A bold, breathable tee that speaks with attitude. This lightweight jersey shirt features a gritty, hand-illustrated bulldog giving the universal gesture alongside the punchy slogan “Not Today, Asshole” in distressed red and black lettering. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette casual and versatile—easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo. Built from soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and finished with a tear-away label, it’s comfortable for long days out, loud nights, or any moment you need to set a clear boundary with humor and edge. Sustainably made with attention to fit and durability, the shirt holds its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape, while high-quality printing methods ensure the artwork stays crisp and vivid.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — casual, easy to layer
- Side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- High-resolution prints (DTF/DTG depending on fulfillment) for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; ethically manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean